With eyes on the prize the Hokies finally swatted away the pesky Yellow Jackets after a nervous Thursday Night down in Blacksburg (fight song still in my head) and took care of Yates and the Tar Heels on Saturday. Now the Hokies need one win between Miami and UVA to stamp a ticket to Hell on Earth, Florida Jacksonville Charlotte and the ACC Championship game.

Going back two wins, the Hokie fans rushed the field after the Georgia Tech game and people moaned about it. But it was a great slump buster for the Hokies - who have lost every game coming of the bye week for 4 straight seasons. Plus, if history in the ACC tells us anything it is the winner of the VT/GT game always ends up with the ACC championship trophy at the end of the season. So go ahead and celebrate you drunk assholes statistics tell us you were just starting the party early for the ACC crown.
And of course after beating UNC it looks like we are in full control playing out the season against Miami and EwwwwVeeeeAaa. Needless to say, all of this is a great turn of events from where the season began: to be in control of our own destiny after it appeared that the only destiny we had control over was adspace for ESPN’s new GOAL LINE channel. And honestly, you’d think ESPN would at least block out that particular banner ad on the Hokies Football Clubhouse page… I know I’d rather see ads covered in bouncing babies with cleft lips that yells out in a loud female voice “CONGRATULATIONS! You have just been awarded 900 new iPads” flashing in and out of red and blue bold text than be constantly reminded of that miserable day back in September while I’m sitting in front of my computer.

And although now is not the time to get on a soap box and rant about scheduling a FCS in-state rivalry game less than 5 days after your season opener against one of the toughest and most-hyped teams in the nation, it is still worth reflecting upon. So whether the scheduling snafu blame lies with Jim Weaver, Frank Beamer, Dan Snyder or someone else I will wait to explore in a later post after the season ends. But I digress - what I wanted to say is that I do recall that after the first week the Hokies were 0-1 and yet they were still ranked a respectable #13 in the nation. Putting that abortion of a week two game to the side and assuming for a second that the shitstain JMU alumni you work with never got to enjoy their greatest night of their lives ever - inside of Ballston Common Mall - the Hokies would now be sitting right behind the last 4 remaining undefeated teams in the country - either as #5 or maybe #6 behind Wisconsin. The nation would also be a buzz about a #2 Boise State who would have a much higher rank in the BCS with a quality win over the nation’s fifth highest ranked team.

Despite getting kicked from the rankings in week three, the Hokies have crawled Andy Dufresne style through the remainder of their schedule and find themselves just one slot behind where they were at week two. Now it is up to these last 2 (hopefully 3) games of the season before the bowls begin for the Hokies to look back on how far they have come and press on to the finish line - even if its just the Orange Bowl against an unranked 6-loss Pittsburgh (EDIT: I.H. points out that Orange doesn’t have the last draw for the BCS this year so whatever turd log floats out of the Big East conference this season will get shipped in a flaming paper bag to the Fiesta Bowl - thankfully.)
Here’s to crossing another one off the list.