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We Drank Logan Thomas in to Near Perfection

Posted on Sunday 9 October 2011

jesus_logan_thomas.gifAfter weeks of anxious Hokie football and concern that we had a Glennon-like holding pattern at the helm of the Virginia Tech offense. Logan Thomas went and put on a clinic en route to a come-from-behind victory at Lane Stadium.

The word “relief” can not even begin to explain how I felt after watching the end of the game and not so much because the Hokies could piece together a good last second drive to win. See I didn’t even see that last drive. In fact I thought we had lost to Miami for several hours after the game ended - that’s how wasted I was - I RAN like wolves were chasing me away from TOTS upon losing the lead late in the 4th and didn’t turn back to a tv/phone/human being for a few hours. It was only once someone said in response to my moaning: “What the hell is wrong with you? The Hokies didn’t lose” that I found out what happened. I just watched the entire game and last drive for the first time on Hokie Replay sponsored by Stop In Food Mart and one massive Cameltoe. Now with a clearer mind and cleaner blood I can say that it was a terrific game of near perfection for Thomas: His 300+ yards and 5 touchdowns with only two incomplete passes in 25 attempts (one right through the hands of Wilson and one shuttle pass to avoid a sack). That performance was enough to award him [Rivals Player of The Week].

p1030521.jpgAlthough one game is not going to convince all of the Hokie Nation it is a substantial step in Logan’s 5 game career and reminded me somewhat of Tyrod’s amazing come from behind win against Nebraska. It was after THAT game that Tyrod began to really rise up to the occasion - his confidence high and his focus narrowed - that allowed us to have one of the most successful offenses in a long while. Isn’t it fitting then that Tyrod was on the sideline and was able to give Logan some pep talk words before the final drive. Those words have been printed almost anywhere the game score was memorialized: It came down to that last possession and Tyrod told Logan: ‘This is where legends are made. This is where you make your legacy. Go ahead and do it.” Tyrod was also one of the first to celebrate with Logan after the 19 yard TD score.

Some other things to note:

  1. THANK GOD WE PUT IN BRANTHOVER: Did you hear the thunderous applause his (first ever) 52 yard punt garnished from the crowd? Looks like you listened Beamer and though it was a game or two too late the fans appreciated the move to put the redshirt freshman in nonetheless. Oddly enough Branthover’s first kick was even better than the 52-yarder, falling dead on the 5 yard line, but a false start penalty erased that one, which leads me to…
  2. STUPID STUPID STUPID: A flag for unsportsmanlike conduct on Virginia Tech’s Collins nearly cost us the game. Its the U - they are thugs - they will get in your face - don’t piss away the game and give a free set of downs when a punt is coming just because you want to act like them. That literally cost the team 7 points.
  3. PLAY CALLING SHOULD COULD HAVE KILLED US: Now I am happy about the outcome but watching that final drive again is about the clearest example of play-calling stupidity I can point to this season. On the final set of downs before Logan ran in on Miami’s entire-team fake-out we RAN THE BALL 4 TIMES IN A ROW. Okay, that may be fine and dandy in some situations but when the clock is your enemy more than the guys in the white helmets, your quarterback is walking on water with perfection in his passes all day and just moved the chains twice with excellent tosses, and you MUST get a touchdown of the game is over what the f-shit is the plan of 4 plays right up the middle? Lucky break coaches, your head would be on a stake if that drive went the other way or time expired.

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But hey, its a win and it likely pushes Miami out of the way for the Coastal Division crown. Now we need to gather this momentum, bottle it, and inject it to all the players asses Roger Clemens style. Here’s to looking forward to next week and a hopeful rising star in Logan Thomas.

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Clemson’s Night

Posted on Sunday 2 October 2011

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There was that annual event called “Take Back The Night” in Blacksburg which essentially was when a large group of Hokies gathered because their fraternity/sorority made them in recognition of ending sexual assault and abuse against women. That phrase takes on new meaning after watching Clemson’s 20 point win over VT on Saturday night. It was the first time we haven’t scored a touchdown in Lane since 1995. Lane Stadium at night is OUR stage - its our time to shine. Not since 2005’s loss to Miami can I recall such an egg laying on a national stage when the lights are on. 

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We were who we thought we were…

Now this doesn’t exactly come as a surprise given what we had seen from the team as they cupcake-walked through the start of the season. The same issues (kicking, Thomas’ lack of touch, offensive play calling decisions, special teams) existed against Clemson, its just Clemson is far too good of a team to allow us to get a win with how our team plays.

Some thoughts about the first loss of the season and looking back on how far we haven’t come this far in to the season:

  1. Scott Demler needs NEEDS NEEEEEDS to be cut/benched/munged. There is absolutely no excuse to kick that poorly on a top FBS program. Put in the true freshman or have an open casting call for a new punter (heck it worked wonders at Boston College).
  2. Stinespring’s Ghost is alive and well. O’Cain’s play-calling ranged from yawn-inducing to downright moronic. On plays where we should be having Logan Thomas rush forward for a yard and a first down we are pitching the ball to Wilson on an outside route. How is that we NEVER pass when we need to? (Sure you may say “uhh you do know you are watching the Hokies, right?” but after Wilson scrambled for a big gain and tired out the entire Clemson defense, and as our best RB rested his lungs and legs on the next down we go and hand the ball off AGAIN, talk about a perfect time for an aerial strike). I screamed for a play action pass play the entire second half - when one finally came in the forth quarter it produced 15 yards and a first down, but then it was back to the same old Tecmo Bowl bullshit running plays. The commentators mentioned this glaring issue more than once during the broadcast.
  3. Mental Errors. Granted, we had the “givin’ him the business” ref on the field and every down there seemed to be a yellow hankie on the field, but some of those were simply unacceptable mental errors by the team. I do believe the personal fouls were almost all horseshit calls though.
  4. Logan Thomas. Ohhh Logan, you scare me so much when you release the football. First off if its a pass for a receiver any closer than 10 yards from the line of scrimmage whatever “touch” you are putting on the ball looks like its got a fucking rocket attached to it. If you are going for the big play, you are forgetting to yell “Fivvvee-Hundredddd” before you let the ball fly.
  5. Frank Beamers wardrobe. Frank has worn his wifes designer sunglasses, bizarre windbreakers, and now a soaking wet bright orange fleece that looked like an Odd Lots clearance item only Bill Belichick would be envious of.

david_wilson_is_fucking_insane.gifHighlights were there I suppose, the defense looked good and David Wilson - who is absolutely fucking insane - knocking out a Clemson tackler cold on a punt return brought a smile to my face. But just like the chipped away glitter on Wilson’s helmet, the Hokies underneath the hype really are showing us that they are a lackluster offense.

Now the Hokies still control their destiny in the Coastal division but for now it looks like even if the team is able to mop up the egg and make it to the ACC Championship we will be playing Clemson for a second round. Unless there is major improvements behind center and on special teams and kicking I can’t see that moving the game to a venue CLOSER to Clemson will turn out any differently than last Saturday.

Its time to take back Lane next Saturday, which is an afternoon game, maybe we can make baby steps toward taking back the night as well. Here’s to looking forward to next week - as it can only get better from here.

Thundering Turd: We Learned Nothing

Posted on Thursday 29 September 2011

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So we see that the Hokies could stand up to the mighty Thunder of Marshall but it was another unspectacular game.

The play calls were a bit concerning and Mr. Thomas, though you are compared to Mr. Newton, you are not Mr. Newton. We need the coaching staff to do some heavy lifting for the game against Clemson - which may be the Hokies biggest test of the season.

This is where I would normally say “Here’s to looking forward to next week” but I simply can’t … Tech favored by 6.5 points? I think that’s a bet many Hokie fans would bet against.

Arkansas State: Not sure how to feel

Posted on Monday 19 September 2011

sunbelt_indians.png“Its a win”, that’s what people who don’t watch Hokie football have been telling me when seeing that I never was fully comfortable during the Arkansas State game, even when the win was guaranteed.

I fully expect more Hampton Road and Roanoke Times articles this week that “inform” me that Logan Thomas has been getting better and threw a pretty darn good game despite how it felt as we watched on TV. It feels like there is a roulette wheel spinning with every snap to Logan and it could be a spectacular (insert one of the following: run, pass, interception).

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But as my friends have asked me to do, I do need to remember that the team won and won by a comfortable margin. At least that’s two weeks in a row that the Hokies didn’t score the games first points and still fared fine in the end - a stat that had haunted the team in the past.

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Thanks for the GIF, /r/VirginiaTech.

Surveying the land before next week I hope that the short-distance-but-long-drive to Marshall will allow for some adjustments. Sadly I don’t think any adjustment can fix Dyrell Roberts broken arm (sustained on the opening kickoff) so he’s likely done as a Hokie. The kicking game has continued to struggle and that needs to be fixed. Defensively things are chugging along but the potency of Clemson’s offense evidenced by their dismantling of Auburn is a challenge unlike what the Hokies have faced thus far. I’d like to see all the three sides of the ball click against Marshall to set up a full throttle Hokies team for our ACC opener.

For now it looks like the 10/1 Saturday Night game against Clemson will be the Hokies first ranked opponent and hopefully the Lane faithful will come out in full force to support after the team comes back from Marshall because at this point in the season they need it. Here’s to looking forward to next week in the meantime.

ECU: That Was Nerveracking

Posted on Monday 12 September 2011

closecall.jpgBack up to 3:30pm on Saturday. You had your Tech gear on, were 3 beers in and ready to start watching Virginia Tech take on ECU on ACC Network. Only, you weren’t watching VT/ECU, no you had to watch THREE FUCKING OVERTIMES of Iowa State/Iowa, a game so incredibly insignificant that the Cy-Hawk trophy is now an off-spec white football branded with the school’s logos and the game is being carried on ACC Network… wait a second… why in the land of fuck was the game even on ACC Network and why wouldn’t a station called “the ACC Network” not cut in to a live game of the flagship team of the Coastal Conference? Well after 4 quarters of bed-shitting pain I think we all would have been better off if the Iowa State debacle continued for 17 more overtimes.

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Last week’s game against App. State gave us Hokie fans some swagger back in our step. Everything looked like it was already coming together for the team and though we knew East Carolina wasn’t a walk in the park, its a non BCS team that we were heavily favored against. But once the game began it looked like the Hokies offense was going to be lucky just to find a way to take a big fat zero off the scoreboard. A terrible kick, a dumb back-of-the-endzone INT, several other near pick-offs and an officiating crew that had absolutely no problem finding a way to throw a hanky at the Hokies left much to be desired when it was all said and done. And going back to that endzone interception - why in the hell do you call that play? It was a mess, the height matchup didn’t favor VT, the team had been running 6-7 yards on each play and thats all we needed for the TD. For ONCE I was actually thinking “Oh please run the ball up the middle” and those scumbags go and do the exact opposite. You just can’t win as a Hokies fan.

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I can’t recall just how many times I screamed profanity at the TV, likely because the 15 pitchers of beer consumed between 4 people, but also because I felt like I was watching a team that was nothing like what we saw in week one. They were slower, having trouble with players much smaller, making costly penalties and generally lacked any luster on offense. Sure Josh Oglesby helped save the day, Wilson was consistent enough to make sure Beamer got his 200th win and silently Jarrett Boykin surpassed Ernest Wilford as the school’s all-time leader in receptions (who knew), but it left me concerned for every single remaining game on the schedule this ec4_panic.jpgseason. Of course the defense was on top of things with a bunch of sacks and it didn’t seem like there would be many Michigan-type big plays with the tight coverage and responsive tackles during the day - but we need both sides to perform if we are to have a chance against (unranked) ACC opponents in October.

Still, a win is a win, and I gained additional respect for ECU - what with those badass helmets and midfield logo how can’t you like them at least a little bit - but it was still dumb to play two games on the road down there, especially after what happened in Charlotte a few years back.

Next week will be an ACC Sweeps week of amazing games all day: VT at 4pm, WVU/MD at noon, Auburn/Clemson at noon, UVA/UNC at 3:30pm, Criminals Unite for Miami/OSU 7:30pm, and then the big daddy of the season Oklahoma/FSU at 8pm. Here’s to looking forward to next week.

Hokies = Little Goody Two-Shoes

Posted on Monday 12 September 2011

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Virginia Tech is holding its own in the Coastal Division but now with the U and North Carolina facing pretty serious NCAA problems there may be a lot to gain for the Hokies.

Virginia Tech (and probably UVA) can expect to take more recruits from both the bad boy schools’ home states. Carolina is self-explanatory… and VT has gone to Florida before for talent in the past but competing with FSU and Florida next to Miami and every other school who knows the state is full of top-grade players has made it tough. If Hokie recruitment shuttles down there it may be a different offer made to students - come to the school that is almost certain to make the ACC Championship game (something Miami has yet to achieve) and a team that is/appears much more squeaky clean with the good ol’ boys of Virginia at the helm.

Newport News Daily Press pointed out that prior to Miami’s 1995 NCAA sanctions in which the team went in to a temporary moratorium, Virginia Tech had been 0-12 against the Hurricanes. Since the first sanction, the Hokies are 11-5 against the U. Of course the Hokies have been considerably better overall since the early 90’s but it was definitely assisted by the failure of Miami in the Big East: One team’s plummet is another’s rise to power.

Of course there is no telling how heavy Miami will be hit, a lot of people are yelling “Death Penalty” but keep in mind its only happened 5 times and after the SMU punishment that basically flopped the Southwest Conference and some have speculated that it would never be implemented again for a BCS conference program again as a result.

Update - So I wrote this one anticipating a much larger fall-out for Miami. It looks like it won’t have much impact at least for now. As a casual fan, the NCAA looks like a joke to me and so probably every Athletic Director feels the same way. I’ll just stop the blog post here.

Back in the Saddle

Posted on Monday 5 September 2011

Its hard to say that the Hokies ever left being a team I expected to win, what with “seven 10-win seasons in a row” one may say there is nothing for a diehard fan to complain about… But what I believe all Hokies wanted to see is what went down on Saturday: a total dismantling of a team that we should be dismantling as a marque top 25 program.

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Logan Thomas looked good, certainly not a game people will look back on as a “break out” but also not a game that will be seen as a total turd either. David Wilson playfully ran through the App. Staters for a total of 162 yards and three touchdowns providing a good sign that we are indeed reloaded in the running game. dyrell-roberts-over-the-back-catch.jpgThere were some pretty spectacular catches as well, with Roberts hugging over-the-back-of-the-defender clocking in at #3 on ESPN’s top plays of the day (Bojangle’s got their ACC Network sponsorship worth out of that play alone). But what Hokies game could be complete without some old-fashioned 25 year old Beamer ball?

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A blocked kick? F-yeah, even that late in a game it is such a satisfying way to score points.

So now we will head to ECU in week 2. Just how we are playing this many times down at ECU blows my mind, especially since ECU isn’t a walk-in-the-park non-conference team and is a potential trap for the new team if they can’t score as quickly as they did on App. State (we lucked out with a bonehead fumble the first minute of the game - likely a karma for the same mistake we made against JMU last year).

But this is a nice adequate progression in challenges at the same time. Rather than starting the season at World 8-4’s castle we are going through in a linear progression that hopefully will keep the player’s focused on each week and not allow a team like ECU to sneak in while the team may be looking elsewhere in the season. I think Beamer knows that ECU is a worthy opponent and playing on the road is going to test the club. They extended his contract through 2016 for a reason.

It does feel like were back in to the swing of old Hokie Football again though. Here’s to looking forward to next week!

Sport Science: Jayron Hosley

Posted on Tuesday 30 August 2011

With all that went down (and then up) for Virginia Tech’s football season last season it can be easy to forget that Jayron Hosley was an absolute beast as a sophomore. A good reminder? Check out ESPN’s Sport Science on the wide-spanned interception machine…

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Miami… U Mad Bro?

Posted on Wednesday 17 August 2011

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Yahoo! Sports, who have become increasingly good at landing big scandals in sports, has planted a whopper of a story on their main website that almost instantaneously spelled “death sentence” for our beloved convict of a football partner, University of Mimai.

Relevant excerpt: “At a cost that Shapiro estimates in the millions of dollars, he said his benefits to athletes included but were not limited to cash, prostitutes, entertainment in his multimillion-dollar homes and yacht, paid trips to high-end restaurants and nightclubs, jewelry, bounties for on-field play (including bounties for injuring opposing players), travel and, on one occasion, an abortion.” Wow, I am not really sure how you can escape that kind of NCAA abuse with just a few fines an apology and post-season ban. This is likely the end.

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Now I am all for Miami getting publicly embarrassed and punished for this… If you recall a little rap song that featured at least one U football player and contained explicative-laced lyrics about raping women. That song was initially reported on by a small Miami student’s blog that caught the attention of a sports writer, but the actual song was void from the two articles. It was this Hokie that that reached out to current Miami student DJ that had a copy of the song - which I promptly uploaded to my server and linked to on the student’s blog comment section. That link was passed around more than a 7th floor whore/meat bucket and within 47 hours it had been downloaded over 150k from my server, ultimately crashing it. So if you own that song and the ID tag includes “Miami Football Team” you know where it originated from. But no, I am more concerned with how this will effect Virginia Tech, for instance:

  1. Do we reschedule future games if they give the death sentence to U of M?
  2. Does this mean ACC will turn to another expansion to get to 12 teams? Can we even have an ACC championship game this season if the U is removed from football contention?
  3. Will this ultimately BREAK the ACC? Give us 4 mega conferences? Will Tech leave or stay?

There is undoubtedly many things that need to be sorted out, not the least of which involve Al Golden punching his agent in the mouth. Not having to deal with the obnoxious Miami superfan should be nice for us Hokies, I just wonder what’s going to happen on October 8…

Printable 2011 VT Football Schedule

Posted on Sunday 14 August 2011

vt_schedule_sm.jpgEach year I print out and prominently display the Virginia Tech Hokie Football schedule and keep track as the season progresses — sure it was a rough start in 2010 but I never took it down. Click here and download a printable schedule of the 2011 football season! Hang it up at work and keep track of the season, be sure to put it somewhere everyone can see it, and print it with the work printer - why waste your own ink?

Its like your own little Souvlaki storefront window only you don’t need to dig little graves each week. Lets look for as many W’s as possible down that right-hand side.

No Fair... they have two guys on their team.