Vick is Home Alone

Okay, okay, we all know Vick is out of jail and back in Virginia to serve the remainder of his sentence under home incarceration. Vick has finally been returned to society (sort of) where he can once again enjoy taking private shits and staying up late watching HGTV. Apparently, upon his arrival home, a small vigil of diehard fans congregated outside his home located in Hampton, Va to show support for the former NFL/Hokie great.

Some onlookers hope to see a glimpse of Number 7, others attempt to buy pot, yet another looks hungry
On the day of his release literally thousands of articles and commentary pieces on the ex-con player suddenly popped up online and in newspapers. Presumably these articles were written months ago but only released in the media melee that would only come with his return to freedom. Some articles have speculated on where Vick may eventually play again if reinstated and some have voiced support for giving him a second shot at living a clean and honest life, especially compared to other NFL players with (perhaps worse) legal issues, and of course there are still those luna-batshit-crazy Bichon owners who are calling for Vick to suffer the same fate as his dogs… meaning the Thunderdome? None of them are saying anything new however because we really KNOW NOTHING NEW other than the fact that Vick is out of jail and home alone with continued hopes to return to the NFL.
And while it may be an uncertainty at this moment, I renew my belief that Vick will be back in a NFL uniform by season’s end. If he will be utilized for more than a few snaps a game is yet to be seen - as is whether he can make back the $24 million he needs just to break even with his lengthy list of creditors. With that, I will hold off on my dream that one day Vick will become a Washington Redskin – if no other reason than to give me a new piece-of-shit to watch run around the field. At least it is one that I actually find interesting. I will keep supporting Vick for all the mindblowing plays I witnessed in my time at Virginia Tech, no matter where he ends up professionally … be it on a pro sports team or laying bricks with University Painters.
And who says his athletic talents are only suited for Arena Professional Football? If he is even 75% of the shell of the athlete that he was before all this went down I think he could try his hand at a number of sports, maybe even some 2012 Olympic event which involves dogs and guns (I know they have some wacky ass shit out there that qualifies as an Olympic event), or maybe… just maybe… nahhh… would a baseball team with a record THAT good benefit from the likes of Michael Vick? Of course they could you idiots… put him in the bullpen.



