In the off-chance that one of the 14 people who visit this blog each day is Bud Foster I wanted to show you something I made for you.

Please don’t go to that dump of a school in South Carolina. Its where happiness and science go to die.

UPDATE: I forgot about this quote- “I’d be……stupid” not to be interested, Foster said. “You guys have all asked me for the last five years, six years. Who wouldn’t be (interested)? …… That’d be one I’d be jumping through hoops to try to get. ” Bud Foster on the Clemson job, Oct 15, 2008

UPDATE 12/3: Well now that Clemson is taken care of we have to look at other schools. Bud said he wouldn’t take any vacancy at Syracuse and New Mexico State isn’t in a major BCS conference so he wouldn’t want that either. We are safe for now. Foster, talking about the Clemson hiring, went on to say “I was flattered and honored they considered me, but sometimes it happens and sometimes it doesn’t. I’m not going to lose sleep over it. I’ve got a great job [at Virginia Tech].” We want you to stay in that great job, Bud.