Well this was one of the reasons I was excited to join the ACC - getting to play Florida State. I am not as excited about it as I was when we first joined, and even less excited to be 4.5 point underdogs, but I would still love to slaughter the Seminoles in their own house.

There are those cow girl stripper whores who seduce their way to the front row of every game and wear shiny bras who I do think kick total ass. But, if I think something in this world rocks, chances are every woman thinks the complete opposite and I’m sure this year’s female aerospace engineering class loves the stigma that implanted-cheap-fuck-wedges go to Florida State. But you do have to hand it to any school which you can google image search and masturbate to the results - understand though that my support in FSU pretty much stops there and then falls completely off the table. In fact, I hope the Hokies embarass the Seminolesto the point that they black out the second half of coverage for being too racist to native americans.

From what I can tell, Florida State is somewhat like the Hokies: young and inexperienced. Though they didn’t start the season with as many rookies as VT, several key positions including quarterback have never partaken in a Thursday night high profile game like this and like the Hokies many players are still learning how to handle things. I’ll tip the advantage to Tyrod for the QB position and assume that our defense will do its usual to hold back the long ball and pick 6 at least once. My biggest fear is what has become the 800 poung gorilla in the corner that NO ONE can avoid… it is the inconsistent and sometimes insanely slow-to-adjust play calling of Bryan Stinespring. For the fourth week I will beg that he call long passes on first down and rely on the run only when the opportunity is right. There is a reason that Tyrod Taylor is the only player to rush for 100 yards a game on our team. We aren’t going to move the ball well with either manufactured QB runs that fool no one or panicking 3rd and long plays that give Tyrod no options because our receivers are well covered with the expecting long pass.

Virginia Tech historically hasn’t fared well against FSU and the Hokies haven’t won in Tallahassee in over 30 years but I still think we have more in us than we showed in Boston College. Remember that last season Boston College was a mid-year loss that gave our team a jump start which led to 6 consecutive wins and an ACC championship redemption game. I think we will be down in the first half and climb back through the second, but I only hope its not too late once Stinespring realizes how to run an offense in the fourth quarter. Hopefully when this is all said and done I’ll be reading some idiot’s sports article entitled “Tallahassee, A College Kid’s Greatest Wet Dream” (yeah, fuck you still, Jula).

I can see a close game, adding up to around 40-45 points total, I just don’t know which way the line will fall and who will come away with the 1 or 2 point victory. Score Prediction: Virginia Tech 21, FSU 20