So the stock market is tanking, the Dow Industrial is looking like the Tower Of Terror and every American family lent AIG $34,000. What I want to know is why is the iconic symbol of all of this economic chaos a picture of some asshole rubbing his eyes or covering his face in disbelief? The fucking market has been shitting the bed for two weeks and if anyone saw this shit coming its those pathetic jerks who can’t handle watching their millions fall apart.

And if the traders are freaking out this much then its their money they are watching fall with the markets. Perhaps the market wouldn’t have carried on with such reckless confidence if the first responders didn’t have such an invested interest in the first place. Don’t get high off your own supply people. Sure, their “seat” on the trading floor may cost them in excess of $100k a year, but when you are making an average of $600k, I don’t think many of them are complaining about the admission price. If I made 600k a year and worked in something as volatile as the stock market I think I would try and invest somewhere else with at least some of my money. Its like buidling an all glass and popcicle stick skyscraper on the fault line in San Fransisco. Fransiscccooo. Personally I think its all acting so that they can scoop up undervalued markets once average Joe Trader sells off his lot of Apple and GM.