Phil Mickelson is known for shanking his drives when a win is on the line and that didn’t change much in the final hole of this weekend’s tournament at Colonial. Amazingly, Breast Pumps recovered with a incredible shot out of the woods to land ten feet from the hole which he followed up with a birdie putt for the win. In apparent reaction to the win, a fan in the crowd cannonballed in to the water hazard as if the Chicago Cubs had just won the World Series, and he’s been a die hard fan his entire life, and he actually won the Cubs franchise on a game show seconds earlier, and the game show was for the clinically retarded.

(Sorry for the video quality and redneck commentary)

If the guy’s friend bet him that he could pour fire ants down his shorts if Lefty won then maybe this was all justified. I just can’t see someone going that crazy over Beefy Tits Mick, let alone any golfer, of course that may have been his bookie jumping in celebration.

I guess it was just very out of place for a professional golf course. Then again, if I was ever to hit a hole-in-one I think I would totally freak out and set my golf cart ablaze before running naked through the fairways screaming Spanish verbs while firing stolen firearms in to the air.