Want to be an Esquire? Go to page 289

I made it to the part of the series where you get done with school but I really don’t know which adventure to choose next.
After completing Choose Your Own Adventure #14 “Law School Seems Aight” I figured I had to go on to #15 “Summer In A Bedroom That Looks Like Bombay Company shat a Build-A-Bear” but now do I choose to go to page 39 and spend my last ten dollars on a haircut or skip back to page 8 and buy yet another Chipotle burrito (an obvious follow up on the ending to #11 “You Fat Fucking Fattie: Eating And Sleeping Makes You Fat”)?
I am pleased that I bought in to #14 and that somewhere through the story I decided to choose the path to State College on page 711. However once at that part in the story I found myself in a continuous loop, turning to page 120, whereby I would get hammered and break kitchen table chairs. Eventually I simply ripped out page 120 and read the commencement chapter which followed. I know it ruins the story but I have actually skimmed ahead in book #15 and I noticed that almost all the options end with “Turn to page 3 and study your ass off”, so really it seems like Summer might end up being a rather boring read.



