To my surprise Virginia Tech cracked the online list: Hottest Student Bodies: Top 50 Universities Ranked By Looks. Not to say that we don’t have some good-looking ladies down in the ‘burg- but our geography, demographics, and degree offerings haven’t really lended a helping hand when it comes to superficial lists in the past. Of course, we need to take in to consideration that the list was created by a highly professional online magazine by the name of Pop Crunch which goes by the byline: “A celebrity news and gossip blog that features the sexiest, most edgy celebrity news around.” Yeah, I’d say its pretty edgy to put VT on that list. Either way, being better than any school at anything is important to me and I would like to note that we beat Maryland (number 47), UVA (not listed), and Florida State (okay, we didn’t beat Florida State but those two strippers make up about 7% of their rankings - oh and Brett Jula’s imaginary girlfriend shouldn’t be able to count to the rankings either).