Brett Jula has a future in writing

Thursday 22 November 2007

When you google the terms “worst fans in NCAA football “ you don’t expect this guy’s shit:
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Personally I don’t like his tone or exaggeration in story retelling littered with fascinating but clearly untrue adaptations of factual events – well its like dictailgate - only from a crybaby dick. This guy sucks. Apparently his best argument for the fact that the Seminoles suck this year and he had a miserable loser filled twenty-first birthday is that FSU has hot women (shocker) and believes that such a claim wins every argument – which it does – but only if you are sleeping with them and not if you just happened to see a hot chick in your introduction to writing class. And I’m on to this asshole - he just interchanges larger words to sound more sophisticated, for instance instead of saying Virginia he would say Old Dominion State, or the ever unnecessary Virginia Polytechnic Institute rather than Virginia Tech. On any given Saturday, in any given stadium, you can have a miserable time - don’t whine about it, or at least provide pictures, and Brett if you are reading this don’t you dare read any of my old posts (you should be out getting wasted anyway since you seemed to forget to do that on your 21st).

Posted by JP / Filed under:Hokie Football and Non-Hokie Sports

Comments

    Posted by Chris @ 28 Nov 2007 22:01  

    Just looking at his picture will tell you everything you need to know about this douche.


    Posted by Jeff Butt @ 29 Nov 2007 9:52  

    I’d hock dip spit on this guy even if he wasn’t in my stadium supporting a team that I hate. But then again, I have a bad habit of spitting on douche bags in public.

    Does this make me a bad fan? If he was a fan of Temple or JMU, then yes. However, the sheer fact that he supports FSU makes me think that he got off easy. How did this guy even get a ticket? Jon Phillips should have peed on his leg or in his diet coke (without whiskey).


    Posted by ANNONGUY @ 11 Feb 2008 1:15  

    I think he probably ended up paying the price for this. If he ever seeks a legitimate job in journalism the story will come out again and again - he’ll be forced to explain his childish behavior and accept his clear bitter and jaded reaction in writing. Sure writing with emotion is acceptable on some level but you don’t want to hand over a column or a reporting job to a “little kid” who will just skew the whole story to suit his emotions at that given moment.


    Posted by 100% in agreement @ 09 Mar 2009 9:44  

    This guy is a total douche… I know some other fags that hang with this dildo… they call him McGregor… d…o…u…c…h…e


    Posted by FSU Asshole @ 09 Mar 2009 9:47  

    This asshole looks like Barry Gibb and Arnold Schwartzenegger had a bastard kid… what a f’in douche



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