GQ Magazine has written that the mustache (aka moustach) has never looked bad on any man. October will test that theory. It is my intention to not shave anything above my upper lip for the entire month - I expect this will do nothing for my attractiveness and could possibly harm my chances at a successful career. Though I have been warned by significant others, girlfriends, family members (including my 9-day-old nephew) and a fortune cookie that I look like a douche.

But I ask you if the stache has never been known to hurt…

Jack Nicholson, Tom Selleck, or Groucho Marx.

There have been plenty of fictional heroes to sport a dick-broom too, remember…

Hercule Poirot, Dr. Eggman, or Hank Scorpio?

Real people you say?

Frank, Jerry, Clyke- nice mouth brow fellas.

Though I admit there is the occasional Adam Morrison and Richard Kiel… But those assholes were nuts looking without their soupstrainer.

Remember,

Dali and Albert Einstein rocked the mo.

I’ll let you know how things turn out. I just hope it helps the sox in the post-season.